Vegetable Rights Activist

I was just thinking that my elbow hurts so much. That I have to stop sitting in this damn chair when I type. (I can't use the one I bought at Ikea, because it conducts static electricity REALLY WELL and my computer randomly reboots more when I use it) And then remembered that I whacked it good on the door when I got home and let Guido outside. Woo.

Then, I decided to go downstairs and get a drink. I must've been sliding my feet around more, because they slipped, and I fell down the stairs. I mostly kinda slid down five or so steps on my ass and I think I pushed my arm down near the top of the fall. I also declared OW! and Debbie and Allan rushed over to make sure I wasn't dead. I'll probably be sore tomorrow. YAY.

I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR!